New Bulletin---HOT TIPS. HOT DRIPPING WET TIPS.

hiiiiiii. guyyyyyyys. hiiiii guysssss.

winnie just walked across the keyboard, but i edited it out for readability here... so whats up? howre the holidays treatin' ya? i have decorated my garage with many many guitars. immm a bastard. haha. but thats part of my hot dripping steamy gyrating tip and this isss a classically peak time for consumerism...

in our top friends

theres a guitar company called eastwood guitars. like the insurance. but with a cooler logo. you should add them to your buddies and check out those guitars. if you like guitars. seriously theyre rad though. they have a vintage reissue series with recreated models like univox mosrites, hofner club basses uh other gear dork stuff thats hard to find or retarded expensive.

uh also. a new friend, ben sherman. add them to your buddies to show how stylish you are, and how much you know about 60's mod movements and quadraphenia and vespas. half my closet is ben sherman. yikes. and i have a vespa. and i own quadraphenia.

also in our top friends...

tv lovers club: our friend ryan who played guitar with us recently's band. they're playing chain with us. they are emo.

duncan johnson: the legend.

andy richards: ppp0-ppp[= (thats apparently what winnie had to say about andy. i dunno. i think shes jonesin for him.

me: you can't add me because my last name is secret... and i only have my CLOSEST friends on here. but you can message me if you want.

richard reines: drive thru records... send him tons of shitty messages. thatd be raaaaad hhaa.

stefanie reines: DTF


annnyyyyy wayyyyys, good checking in guys! luv u. teehee.

xo forrest