new forrest kline bulletin on myspace

here's his new bulletin on myspace:


i need a bootycall. i wonder if europe.


germany smells like balls. i was in germany and i thought my balls were smelly, but it was just germany. dont be offended germany, my balls smell TERRIFIC. i looove my balls smell. and i don't wanna sound conceited but i think lots of people do too. if you guys wanna print up brochures with like "smells like forrests balls" as your country motto its cool with me. no royalties or anything. and the festivals we played in germany were tremendous. i saw ash. and jimmy eat world. had a good time.

the uk doesn't smell like my balls. but don't be offended uk. there are other smells that, while may not be as nice as my balls, are pretty nice anyways. you probably can't sell YOUR smell to the perfume industry for like tons of money (how i made my estate), but you should do alright. and liverpool was fabulous. you guys were so nice it made the fuhhhhreeeeezing shower with terrible water pressure i had afterwards feel cozy. it was like there were frozen eskimos inside the wall with little medicine droppers of glacial water dripping it onto my body. and they were really lazy and didn't even really squirt out that much. prolly cause they were so cold. but you guys made it feel like a sauna. in my heart at least.

yay, forrest

ps. my myspace is all in german and shit. WTF, ya know? oh wait! PLOS!















hey, that means parents looking over shoulder. i had to hit enter a bunch to clear the screen so they woulnd't see that i typed "shit".