Blog. Holiday Soiree.
sup dogger, im typin up a little bunk journal (from my bunk, on our bus, in the uk, on earth). we just played a SHREDDING game of age of empire (the war cheifs expansion pack) against the say anything guys (which we have been doing ALOT on this tour). well not against, it was mixed teams based on skill and xp points and civilization level. but of course right at the critical moment of conquest, the power went out, taking down our rad LAN and freezing the game. for the record: me alex marc and jeff TOTALLY had the other dudes. our troops had completely penetrated their base, taken down most of their assets and had little opposition. i mean it wasn't over. but still.
wait... that didn't happen... what i meant to say was we just hit it hard with some SHREDDING babes (with huge tits) with the say anything guys (which we have been doing ALOT on this tour). it was a mixed orgy based mostly on penis size, endurance, and general sex appeal. but of course right at the critical moment of climax some burly "chavs" rolled in and took down my rad boner. for the record: me alex marc and jeff TOTALLY were satisfying these hot babes. our penises had TOTALLY penetrated their vaginas, taken down most of their inhibitions and they had stopped crying rape a long while back. i mean, it wasn't over (i was FAR from done)... but still. true story. we're not losers.
so whats blowing my mind is that we only have 2 more uk shows with say anything (who we've gotten pretty close with over the last TWO MONTHSSS) and then one more on our own in ireland, and then we're going home. for longer than we have in the last 3 years. thats it. its just crazy because home life is so totally different than being on "the roooaaaad" everyday, living in a vehicle. i've gotten so used to waking up and having to walk somewhere cold to brush my teeth. at home i can go right from my bed to the bathroom. ALL INDOORS! its gonna be a wild party of convenience! but im gonna be too mega ultra busy too brush my teeth ever cause i'll be spending all my days in the garage like real men do. cause i turned my garage into a studio and im gonna nerd out in there and make some fresh new tunes for a few months and then its gonna be an all new hellogoodbye out on the scene. havin orgies. playin computer games.
so yah, its like a new chapter in our relationship is about to open up and no one quite knows where the story is going but we all have the feeling its going to be sexy. because the story is in a dirty magazine. but we only bought it for the articles. oh, but for a little something familiar, we're playing a quick lil' show at chain reaction in anaheim, ca like a little holiday party and to kick it old school. its a pretty small little place, so if you live around where we live, get some TIX. or give some TIX as a gift. cause its gonna be FESTIVE!!!
Thursday, Dec 27th
Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
w/ the secret handshake, ryan daly
with the deepest sincerity, forrest
post-script: i feel like i should thank everyone who has taken some sort of interest in our goings ons, came out to some shows, bought a cd, looked at our website, you know whatev's. its been so cool the way things have gone for us and we're so lucky to have done the things we've done, and to have had the opportunity to do the things we kinda didn't wanna do so we passed on. if things are half as cool for us from here on out as they've been i will be majorly stoked. i will have major stokens. RAD!
